You can't POSSIBLE get any bigger!!! When are you due???
Uhmm I thought you like, weren't, like, supposed to drink caffeine while pregnant? Are you SURE you want that carmel frappachino? We have some delicious caffeine free tea.
We have low fat bagels. You sure you don't want the low fat version instead? Probably better for you.
Are you sure you aren't having twins?
Wow you look...tired.
These are just statements I've heard this week. Anyone else have any 'Things NOT to say to a pregnant woman' to add?